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 Texts from Last Night, Utterly Inappropriate
RALLON
 Posted: May 27 2014, 02:58 PM
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This one's an oldie but a goodie. Go to Texts From Last Night, find teh text you sent IC, and state who it went to. I'll start:

Rallon, texting Millennia: "Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!"
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FITZ KREINER
 Posted: May 27 2014, 11:44 PM
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Bartender of Molly's Bar texting Andy on Fitz Kreiner's behalf: "He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing."

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SNEAU WHEITE
 Posted: May 28 2014, 08:42 PM
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Sneau getting drunk at a Male Strip Club for the first time:

Sent to Hapi, the Dwarvae:

"Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok."

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MILLENNIA
 Posted: May 28 2014, 09:32 PM
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Millennia: texting to Magnus, "Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel."
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FITZ KREINER
 Posted: Jun 8 2014, 03:28 AM
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:Fitz:-->spams his friends list after a long drunk night

"When your hungover saltines taste like hope..."

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FLOATING NPC
 Posted: Jun 25 2014, 01:41 AM
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A short while after having found the shayde of his best enemy in the Matrix, and just as he's considering checking up to see whether the current, Sixth, Doctor has found himself in any sticky situations that he can gloat over, the Master receives the following text - signed, for some reason, as "Valeyard":

"I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like."

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*shoos my Vale-muse back into his usual lurking grounds and goes back to nosying around Lim* c:
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BALTHIER
 Posted: Jun 26 2014, 12:09 AM
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Balthier, to Sedna after finding himself stuck going in circles as Regina taunts him:

"Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again"

No, indeed. Spend much, much more. For higher quality rum...

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CHERYL MASON
 Posted: Jun 26 2014, 05:36 PM
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Cheryl, to Fitz Kreiner

"Remind me never to take you square dancing again."
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WADE WILSON
 Posted: Jun 26 2014, 08:27 PM
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Mass text to everyone Wade knows. Including Captain America.

"i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself"

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ANDROMEDA CALLIDUM
 Posted: Jun 27 2014, 09:53 PM
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Lilac to every character in the RP, "There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me none of you had nothing to do with this.”

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Andy: You can't rock facial hair like I do.
Fitz: I can too! I rock permastubble.
Andy: Permastubble is for the kids who don't want to grow out a full beard, but want to look like a man, and fail miserably at it.
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ANDROMEDA CALLIDUM
 Posted: Jun 27 2014, 10:01 PM
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Andy back to Fitz's bartender, "Can you bring me the toilet please”

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Andy: You can't rock facial hair like I do.
Fitz: I can too! I rock permastubble.
Andy: Permastubble is for the kids who don't want to grow out a full beard, but want to look like a man, and fail miserably at it.
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DENOVIA
 Posted: Jul 5 2014, 02:51 PM
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In regards to Denovia appearing randomly in any given space/time: "It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back."
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FITZ KREINER
 Posted: Sep 18 2014, 12:23 AM
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Fitz--->his friends: "I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone"

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WADE WILSON
 Posted: Sep 20 2014, 08:13 AM
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Wade, accidentally texting Lois instead of Captain America:

I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused.

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ANDROMEDA CALLIDUM
 Posted: Sep 26 2014, 08:11 PM
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Andy, to Allie and Fitz: Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.

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Andy: You can't rock facial hair like I do.
Fitz: I can too! I rock permastubble.
Andy: Permastubble is for the kids who don't want to grow out a full beard, but want to look like a man, and fail miserably at it.
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